And this is just the beginning.
Nicole and her plant
Charlie, my male doppelganger, circa 2002.
3-layer stencil. I made versions in different (sometimes horrid) color combos; this is my favorite.
OKAY, ENOUGH! YOU TRY SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE!
Oh, I for one can’t. My girlfriend, on the other hand, speaks three languages fluently — Spanish, English, & Greek — and she learned them in that order. As a result, her accent is WONDERFULLY INSANE.
Which is just how I’d describe Gloria. Never thought I’d encounter a May-December couple, either real or fictional, that didn’t toooootally trigger me, but, hey, look at that. Television changed my mind.
That is awful.
Also awful, though not to the same extent, is that sentence’s painful omission of two commas.